Name: Harpie

Age: None. She's a persocom.

Abilities: Hacking, leet-speaking, overall kinkiness

Likes: Bishonen. Lots and lots of hot, sexy, bishonen. And fashion too

Dislikes: Old perverts, Being small

Weapon of choice: her wires can generate electricity

She was given to Ei-Chan after her old computer was...put out of commission. When she was activated, however, she displayed some rather particular traits which include an obsession for bishonen. Every day she wishes to find one and have his yumminess all to herself.

Harpie could be considered the so called "fanservice character" of this webcomic, except for one little hitch: she's the size of a pidgeon, like most laptop models are! She's not afraid to show off her stuff, but more often than not no one notices, hence the reason why she wants to have a full sized body. Despite her shortcomings, Harpie is a very advanced computer and is able to not only hack into studio systems, but also translate leet-speak instantly. Weird? I guess. But you gotta love her.